When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
I feel like this is relevant all days, but especially because today is bisexuality awareness day
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
the most handsome
when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
this will never not be funny
vine is where child stars go to remain great
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
my mom thinks that she is allergic to nuts, so she tests it by eating nuts when she is home alone.
In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
that speaks to me
I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
This movie got away with a lot
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
Hello, Cruel World
Sam’s face in the last frame
he looks fucking terrified