it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Oh please were other people on tumblr from the uk raised in a fucking barn or something of course we know it’s ‘ark-an-saw’ or in an english accent ark-en-sar
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.
another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014
I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child
Okay let’s all just take a second to compare Ted’s character and the way he acts with Robin throughout the years to the character of Scooter/Bill and the way he acts with Lily throughout the years and yeah you see what I’m saying
I can't let that happen
*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
im glad this post is still a thing
YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF
But.. that’s my life..