strawberreli:

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

I feel like this is relevant all days, but especially because today is bisexuality awareness day

mothballmilkshake

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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rexuality
danadelions

danadelions:

the most handsome

wentzest:

when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade 

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mjcamper

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

swanqueenidiot
sandandglass

therealgingerjedi:

this will never not be funny

yellajane

funneestuff:

vine is where child stars go to remain great

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

tom-marvolo-dildo
larvitarr

thefaultinourscars:

my mom thinks that she is allergic to nuts, so she tests it by eating nuts when she is home alone.

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

one-mandrinkinggamess

pajama-wearing-fallen-angel:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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This movie got away with a lot

melleverdeen

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

supsquark
unfortunatecas

deans-broken-falling-angel:

danglingthpider:

whitecrippledwings:

Hello, Cruel World 

Sam’s face in the last frame

ow

he looks fucking terrified

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