thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

Oh please were other people on tumblr from the uk raised in a fucking barn or something of course we know it’s ‘ark-an-saw’ or in an english accent ark-en-sar

poryqon

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

noctstiel
spncastdaily

ladyknucklesinshape:

whatareyoudoingitfor:

I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child

Thank you

whatareyoudoingitfor
downeyist

Okay let’s all just take a second to compare Ted’s character and the way he acts with Robin throughout the years to the character of Scooter/Bill and the way he acts with Lily throughout the years and yeah you see what I’m saying

chantelcarnage
clairelyonn
I can't let that happen
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?
fatwink

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

panerasexual

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

outcense
cryingoverstucky:

x (part 1/part 2)
cryingoverstucky

cryingoverstucky:

x (part 1/part 2)

teenagenicks
sizvideos

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

lyssadanielle8:

sizvideos:

Things Disney Characters Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them - Video

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF

But.. that’s my life..

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